Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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