i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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