yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Randomize
