i jhust puked up my retainher.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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