that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
What a dumb baby whore.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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