btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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