your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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