If i come over, it means nothing
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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