He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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