but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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