Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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