Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
