NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
