FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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