Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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