I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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