she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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