if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Terrible idea I love it
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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