You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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