And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
