I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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