Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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