just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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