No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize