Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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