i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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