Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
