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Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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