I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
tell me about the fingering
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