chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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