ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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