Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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