so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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