They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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