Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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