do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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