dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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