Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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