Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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