So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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