Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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