I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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