how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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