We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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