What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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