so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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