My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize