i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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