Sponge bath it is.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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