the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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