Whod you bang
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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